I'll Stop the World and Felt With You

 Fabulous Felt Green Flowers Barrette

Top: Kohl's

Skirt: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

Shoes: Chase & Chloe, Modcloth

Bag: Call it Spring, JCPenney

Belt: Candie's, Kohl's

Sunglasses: Mudd, Kohl's

Here's Looking at You, Unicorn Necklace

Green top: a.n.a, JCPenney

Tank top: Marshalls

Skirt: H&M

Shoes: Chinese Laundry, DSW

Bag: Candie's, Kohl's

Sunglasses: Mudd, Kohl's

Fabulous Felt Yellow Flowers Barrette

Dress: Xhilaration, Target

Shoes: Ami Clubwear

Bags: Charming Charlie

Scarf: Marshalls

Sunglasses: Relic, Kohl's

Ok, so Modern English was, well, English, and England and Ireland are lifelong enemies, which means that I can't even get away with a quippy "close enough" to rationalize this post title.  Still, I can't resist a good pun -- or 1980s hit song that pops up, decades later, in a McDonald's commercial.  So, I put together this trio of lean, mean, green fighting machine outfits this St. Patrick's Day weekend -- even if St. Paddy's is a holiday better known for beer than for baubles.  

On the topic of discrepancies, I might as well point out that I'm featuring only two felt things in this post as opposed to three.  But the other thing stars a unicorn, and any kawaii queen worth her sugar knows that the horned one goes wherever it wants.  Which is sort of fitting, because you can't have St. Patrick's day without rainbows, and rainbows go with unicorns like corned beef goes with cabbage, bringing everything full (although perhaps not quite sweet-smelling) circle.

So, here's hoping that you had a fabulous, festive, and fanciful wearing-of-the-green weekend.  Also, that you rode the hell out of that unicorn.