Sun bag: Lily Bloom, J. C. Penney's
Orange bag: Modcloth
And by produce I mean, of course, clothes. These cantaloupe, watermelon, and honeydew hued cold shoulder blouses are as tempting as a fresh fruit platter at a lonely hearts mixer. And at eight dollars a pop, just as healthy! The barrettes, sorry but not sorry, not so much. A sticky sweet and sugary treat, they top off the fruit with all the gall of a maraschino cherry. Which means that maybe these shirts aren't fruit at all, but sherbet. And that some of these lonely hearts will become perfect pears . . . and ditch the fruit for two scoops of fudge ripple.
Now, that's what I call romancing the cone.