Bag: Betsey Johnson, Modcloth
Mint bangle: Decree, JCPenney; Blue bangle: Kohl's; Ring: Making Waves, Ocean City; Red bangle: B Fabulous; Yellow bangle: Silver Linings, Ocean City
Skirt: H&M
Shoes: Katy Perry
Candy Drop Necklace
Tights: HUE, Amazon
Bag: Mix No. 6, DSW
Dress: Kohl's
Blue bangle: Kohl's; Yellow bangle: Silver Linings, Ocean City; Red bangle: B Fabulous; Mint bangle: Decree, JCPenney; Rainbow belt: Wild Fable, Target; Yellow belt: Belt is Cool, Amazon; Black and white bracelet: Mixit, JCPenney; Turquoise bracelet: Cloud Nine, Ocean City; Ring: Wet Seal
Shoes: Mix No. 6, DSW
Turtleneck: Wild Fable, Target
Alien Admirer Barrette Brooch
Jumper: So, Kohl's
Purple bracelet: Etsy; Lime bracelet: Cloud Nine, Ocean City; Flower ring: Claire's; Red bangle: XOXO, ROSS Dress for Less; Insect ring: Miami accessory cart; Rainbow and pink bracelets: So, Kohl's; Center rainbow bracelet: Zulily
Black Cherry Bow Necklace
Tights: Poof, Boscov's
Boots: Apt. 9, Kohl's
If you've ever had a stye on your eye, then you know it's no apple (except for maybe the redness). Far from being the object of adoration or even a nutritious snack, styes are super painful and super hard to get rid of. I got one years ago after wearing some old turquoise eyeshadow, a fashion decision that turned out to be dicey for more than the obvious reason. The only thing that helped the swelling go down was a product called -- and this is funny -- Stye. My mom told me about it, and when I walked into CVS that Saturday, there it was, just like she said, on the shelf.
These days, the only issue with my eyes is that they're sometimes half-closed, at least in the early a.m. I'm not a morning person! Observe exhibit A, where I'm telepathically willing my apple pal to prop my peepers open.
Speaking of mornings, I must still have breakfast-colored clothes on the brain because I cobbled together this pastry, er, pastiche of yellow, black, and tan fabrics, one of which is, appropriately, a waffle weave:
Tan sweater: So, Kohl's
The colors make me think of, not waffles or pancakes, but a buttery lemon Danish garnished with fancy blackberry sauce squiggles.
Mmmm, Danish. That makes me want a midnight snack. I don't have any Danish, though (this isn't a bakery!). Maybe I can scrounge up some cookies or candy.
But most definitely not an apple.
