I am the goat. Well, I am a Capricorn. And today is my 30th birthday. I know that most people hate turning 30, but so far I'm okay with it. I guess that's because I don't feel 30, as evidenced by my diehard commitment to day-glo, teeny-bopper fashion. Here's a handful of cool Capricorn-themed stuff that echoes this spirit. Who knew goats could be so glam?