Desserty and Flirty

 Luscious Lemons Necklace

Sweater: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney

Jeans: Marshalls

Shoes: Guess, DSW

Bag: Betseyville, JCPenney

 Wild Rose Necklace

Dress: Macy's

Sweater: The Limited, Marshalls

Shoes: Ami Clubwear

Scarf: JCPenney

Bag: Fred Flare

Fruit Fest Necklace

Top: Candie's, Kohl's

Camisole: Kohl's

Skirt: SugarPop Clothing, Etsy

Shoes: Barefeet Shoes

Bag: Amazon

Long live the splotch collage!  That's what I call this latest of necklace types I've been churning out.  I sold my first one yesterday, the terrifically tropical Time for Lime incarnation.  Just last night I discovered a whole box full of candy wrappers and empty snack receptacles (all clean, of course!) and set aside the best of the bunch for today's splotch endeavors.    

It's a Merry Shoe Montage! And Some Sweaters

From left to right: Ami Clubwear; Rocket Dog, JCPenney; Betseyville, JCPenney; Worthington, JCPenney

From left to right: Betseyville, JCPenney; Rampage, Marshalls; Fergalicious, DSW

For me, tree trimming time is usually toe trimming time.  Which is to say that Christmas is a prime time for a) receiving shoes as gifts and b) buying shoes at post-Christmas sales.  Then again, in this montage, just three of the pairs were gifts, and none of them were acquired on that shopping day of days, December 26.  However, I did manage to snag one bargain, namely the gray, white, and turquoise striped sweater below.  It was just $7.00 at JCPenney and was an especially sweet steal as it allowed me to achieve this (as the fiance would say) trifecta of tinsel-shot sweaters:    

Color Me Happy

 Crayon Box Corsage Necklace

Turtleneck: Merona, Target

Tank: Mossimo, Target

Skirt: Abbey Dawn, Kohl's

Shoes: Rocket Dog, DSW

Bag: Bisou Bisou, JCPenney

 Bright Blooms Corsage Necklace

Dress: Olsenboye, JCPenney

Shoes: Charles Albert, Alloy

Bag: Delia's

Leggings: UK Style by French Connection for Sears

Fabulous Felt Tulips Necklace

Sweater: Jeanne Pierre, Marshalls

Skirt: Abbey Dawn, Kohl's

Shoes: Dollhouse, Marshalls

Bag: Nahui Ollin

Jacket: Candie's, Kohl's

Not too long ago I was watching Yes, Man for the umpteenth time and was struck by this line from Zooey Deschanel's free-spirited Allison:

"The world's a playground! You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it."

I thought to myself, hey, there's a lot of truth to that.  We buy kids art sets and games designed to fuel their creativity only to squash those same impulses years later (cue "I won't grow up/I don't wanna wear a tie/Or a serious expression/In the middle of July").  And that's kind of sad.  So, in the spirit of fighting the sadness, I decided to crack open the (Lisa Frank!) coloring books I got as a gift last Christmas:  

Here's some of my handiwork:

I'm not ashamed to report that coloring proved to be a lot harder than I remembered, especially when trying to shoehorn the thick crayon points into the decidedly dainty spaces of the more detailed pictures (that Ms. Frank is a deceptively wily one).  But I have plenty of pages left, so there's hope that I can one day achieve the skill set of a five-year-old. Perhaps then the creativity will really be flowing.

In keeping with the whole coloring book theme, I've posted some rephotographed neckwear led by none other than the Crayon Box Corsage.   

Merry Christmas to Poo

 Fabulous Felt Red Poinsettias Barrette

Top: Alloy

Skirt: Boscov's

Shoes: Betseyville, Macy's

Bag: Nine West, Boscov's

Fabulous Felt Pink Poinsettias Barrette 

Top: Candie's, Kohl's

Skirt: Candie's, Kohl's

Shoes: Alloy

Bag: B Fabulous

Fabulous Felt White Poinsettias Barrette

Tee: Gifted

Skirt: Bubblegum, Macy's

Shoes: Betseyville, JCPenney

Bag: Nahui Ollin

Scarf: A.C. Moore

This isn't a post about Mr. Hankey.  It's about a Christmas gift I ordered from Fred Flare and the mix-up that ensued.  My correspondence with the famously kooky company says it best:

From: Me
To: Fred Flare
Subject: Order Mix-up

Hello.

Today I received my Fred Flare shipment (order #_______), which was to include a copy of the book How to Poo at Work, item number BO8142.  However, although this item was listed on the invoice, a copy of What's Your Poo Telling You? was in the box instead. The book was meant to be a Christmas gift for _______, who would truly appreciate it as we always joke about the difficulty of doing one's business while on the job.  So, I was wondering what I need to do to get the correct book.  Do I need to send you a scan of the invoice and mail What's Your Poo Telling You? back first? Please let me know.  I'm hoping to receive How to Poo at Work before 12/25.

Thanks in advance for your help,
Me

From: Fred Flare

To: Me

RE: Order Mix-up

Hi Me,

Thank you for your email.  I am so sorry for the mix-up in your order!  That should not have happened.  I will go ahead and have the correct book shipped out for you tomorrow.  There is no need to send the wrong book back to us… enjoy more “poo” on us ;)

Please let me know if there is anything else I could help you with. Have a great day and STAY CUTE!

Sincerely,
Fred Flare Customer Service

I'm happy to report that How to Poo at Work arrived just two days later.  What's more, I get to gift poo times two.  Now, that's what I call customer service!     

Oh, and these are some (poo free!) poinsettia barrettes that I made.  I'll be proudly sporting the Fabulous Felt Pink Poinsettia's double tonight and the Fabulous Felt White Poinsettia's twin tomorrow.  

On that note, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!     

They're Not All Pearls

Purple Paradise Necklace

Top: JCPenney

Skirt: Kohl's

Cardigan: Mossimo, Target

Shoes: Candie's, Kohl's

Bag: Krystala Creations, Etsy

Black Cherry Necklace

Top: Candie's, Kohl's

Camisole: Casual Corner

Skirt: Worthington, JCPenney

Shoes: Miss Bisou, JCPenney

Bag: Xhilaration, Target 

Bashful Blossoms Necklace

Top: Marshalls

Skirt: Forever 21

Shoes: Worthington, JCPenney

Bag: B Fabulous

So said Thomas Haden Church's Mr. Griffith (otherwise known as the mechanic from "Wings"), to Emma Stone's Olive in Easy A.  Well, almost.  This is what he actually said, in reference to kids' obsession with social networking: 

"I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought . . . but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?" '

Predictably, this was Olive's reply: 

"He got a Coke Zero AGAIN? Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible."

I know all this because I was re-watching Easy A on TBS or FX or some such channel recently while crafting.  Unlike the musings of teenagers, these necklaces are all pearls.  Well, all fake pearls.  But they're authentically fun in their fakeness, and when it comes to gemstones, aren't those the best kind?  I was inspired to make the Purple Passion and Bashful Blossoms necklaces by this decorative box that once housed note cards:

That said, I'm getting a real kick out of turning trash into the proverbial treasure.  Today I had a Tastykake lemon pie (top that, Roman!), so you can expect to see a lemon-licious pendant in the near future.

Fruit Freeze

Scarf: A.C. Moore

Cherry necklace: Candie's, Kohl's

Tee: Wet Seal

Watermelon pouch: Lancome

Wallet: Target

Beaded cuffs: Across the Street, Etsy

Flip flops: 9&Co., JCPenney

Orange purse: Betsey Johnson

Red strawberry change purse: Target

Pink strawberry change purse: JLo, Marshalls

 Fabulous Felt Fruit Bowl Necklace

Dress: XOXO
Shoes: Betseyville, JCPenney
Bag: Xhilaration, Target

Fabulous Felt Fruit Trio Necklace

Top: Material Girl, Macy's

Skirt: So, Kohl's

Shoes: MetroStyle

Bag: Betsey Johnson

Leave it to me to blog about flip flops the day after the first day of winter.  But these summer sizzlers have been burning a hole in my closet ever since I ordered them from JCPenney last fall for $8.00 each.  So, I decided to haul out all my fruit-tastic fashion, mixing in some of my own past produce-packed products for good measure.  Out of season or not, they're still fresher than fruitcake.