Tuesday, December 25, 2018

A (Different Kind of) Christmas Story


 Fabulous Felt Christmas Pudding Barrette

Turtleneck: Wild Fable, Target
Sweater: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Skirt: Kohl's
Shoes: Ami Clubwear
Bag: Macy's
Belt: Apt. 9, Kohl's



Dress: Xhilaration, Target
Shoes: Delicious, Zulily
Bag: Macy's
Belt: Belt is Cool, Amazon
Bangles: B Fabulous
Ring: Making Waves
Lime stretch bracelet: Cloud Nine
Kelly stretch bracelet: Parade of Shoes

This post doesn't have a tongue stuck to a pole, a bunny suit, or a fishnet-clad leg lamp.  But it does have Christmas desserts made of felt (full of fiber and hands down the healthiest part of your holiday meal!) and a strange ornament from Christmas past.  


I made this ornament back in grade school.  I think it was for the tree in the school lobby or something.  Anyway, my mom found it in her ornament box while decorating her tree and told me I should have it.  (Okay, she plucked it off the back of her tree from land-of-misfit-toy-territory and said, "Take this.")  I had mixed feelings.  Although it was nice to see Greta again (she didn't have a name back then, but I think she's earned it now), I was also saddened by her bedraggled appearance.  Clearly, the attic had not been kind; the Greta I remembered was a bright-eyed kid full of holiday hope and wonder.  Now she looked like an old refuge who'd taken a tumble off a Douglas fir.  I had to do something.  So I brought her to makeover central, a.k.a. the craft room.  First, I cut off her weird, noose-like wire ornament hanger.  'Cause if that's not a metaphor for lost causes, then I don't know what is.  Greta could stand proudly on one of my shelves or tables; no more hanging from Douglas firs (or prelit faux pine Home Depot floor models that tip slightly forward) for her.  I didn't have any kelly green ribbon to replace the faded and fraying bows securing her braids, so I made do with some moss-colored satin.  I glued on fresh cotton balls to upgrade her to marvelous marshmallow status, then added rhinestones, sequins, and miniature pompoms for that homespun, church bazaar feel.  Is she perfect?  Hail no.  She looks like a reject from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra or maybe a Russian majorette.  (Not that there's anything wrong with Russian majorettes; they're just not very Christmassy.)  But she's my majorette, and I'm happy to have her home for the holidays where she belongs.          


It just goes to show that a box of ornaments is like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're going to get.  I hope that you too are reliving happy memories and making new ones with the people -- and creepy keepsakes -- you love.

Merry Christmas!

2 comments:

Dressed With Soul said...

The transformation of Greta is amazing! I have to admit I like Greta in the way she was you created her as school girl and pimped-up like she is now, too! You seem to be have always creative. And for sure I like your wonderful and colourful holiday looks!
Have amazing last days of 2018!
xx from Bavaria/Germany, Rena
www.dressedwithsoul.com

Samantha said...

OH MY GOSH, I love Greta!!! I really enjoyed reading your story about how she came to be, and you did an outstanding job making her over! I literally squealed when I saw the new outfit you made her. Her little hat is the icing on the cake! Your Christmas outfits are so darling and FUN, and I especially love the gingerbread skirt!!! I love the pudding and the gelatin barrettes - sooo Christmassy! What a fun post!