Happy Mama-Rama Day

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!  Especially mine, who's the best in the biz.  (For it is, after all, a business, as they say, "the hardest job you'll ever love.")  She's not just the best mom, but also my best friend.  Not like that mom in Mother's Day Murder who nags so much she ends up six feet under.  

So here's to you, Mom, and all the other matriarchs who've mastered the fine art of listening.  You've had to hear an awful lot over the years, and I treasure your kindness and patience.  

Also, all the meals and mall trips.