Showing posts with label Vanilla Star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vanilla Star. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Peppered With Leopard and Preaching Priestly (Not Jason)

Skirt: Wild Fable, Target; Sunglasses: So, Kohl's

Bag: Mix No. 6, DSW


Top: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Boots: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Coat: POPSUGAR, Kohl's

 Boots: Olivia Miller, Kohl's

Top: Madden Girl, Macy's

Skirt: Almost Famous, Kohl's

Bag: Nine West, Kohl's

Top: Madden Girl, Macy's; Necklace: Betsey Johnson, Macy's

Shoes: Mix No. 6, DSW; Socks: Amazon

Sunglasses: Zulily


Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's

Hair claw: Wild Fable, Target

Bag: Current Mood, Dolls Kill

Top: Madden Girl, Kohl's

Loafers: Betsey Johnson, Macy's; Tights: Isadora, Zulily

They say that leopards never change their spots.  I don't know about that, but I tried to change the way I wore leopard in these '90s-meets-Y2K-esque outfits.  Which means shirts and skirts and, in one case, booties.  

Then again, they also say that leopard's making a comeback.  Which makes me wonder, when did it go?  Everyone knows that leopard's a neutral.  Cue "Florals?  For spring? Groundbreaking." 

Per the priestess, that's all.

Monday, December 4, 2023

The Colors of Christmas

Bag: Skinnydip London, Macy's

Top: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's



Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's

Top: So, Kohl's


Bag: Zulily

Jacket: Worthington, JCPenney


Coat: So, Kohl's

Dress: Nine West, Kohl's

Um, "the colors of Christmas?"  Tote Trove lady, what do leopard, rainbows, and a fruit-themed barrette have to do with Santa and sawed-off trees?  Absolutely nothing.  Unless you count that partridge in a pear tree, which I do not (so unsanitary!).  But it's as good an excuse as any to bridge the gap between autumn's fiery hues and the candy-colored jewel tones that light up the holiday season.  I'd toss an ornament or two into the mix just because, but they're all still tucked away in their boxes.

As well they should be.  No need to rush things.  

Or rattle that partridge.

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Pattern Fray: Big Bad Plaid and Un-Doomed Blooms

Skirt: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney


Top: Delia's, Dolls Kill

Bag: Merona, Target

Chartreuse Shapes Necklace

Jeans: Universal Threads, Target

Bangle: Simply Vera, Kohl's

Bag: Mix No. 6, DSW

Top: Self Esteem, Macy's

Unicorn Moon Necklace

Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's

Every fall, big, bad plaid shakes down summer's palm fronds and florals to reclaim its crown.  Thankfully, this Delia's daisy crop top escaped unscathed:


It reminds me of another photo-print style top I had in the '90s, only that one was of a sunflower.  At first, I didn't like the photo-print plant trend.  I guess you can say it grew on me.

Speaking of tenacious flora, today I scored these two "gothic garden" (yes, that's what the tag said) faux roses for $3.50 at Michaels.      


If you look closely, then you can see the ghosts of gray and gold accents tinging the petals.  Although to be fair, I leached most of them out during editing.  Also in the interest of fairness, Michaels had straight-up gray roses, too, but I said thanks but no thanks.  I'm guessing none of the colors were creepy enough to count as Halloween décor.  Which is a shame because they make me think of that glam ghost story where the prom queen hitches a ride only to return to the graveyard.  Then again, others' haunted house theme losses are my (hopefully) unhaunted house's gain:


These potted pretties go perfectly in my office, already at home with the husband's dragon and my year-round reindeer.  Now I'm just a perfume spritz away from taking the time to stop and smell the undead roses.

At least until December when the take-no-prisoners tartans come out in full force.  

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Ski Jump Rejecter, Sweater Go-Getter

Dress: Vylette, Kohl's

Shoes: Mix No. 6, DSW

Bangles from left to right: B Fabulous; So, Kohl's; B Fabulous

Bag: Katy Perry Collections

Sweater: Nine West, Kohl's

Boots: Apt. 9, Kohl's

Jeans: Vanilla Star, Target

Bag: Amazon

Sweater: Ann Taylor Loft, Zulily

Boots: JustFab, Zulily

Bangles from top to bottom: Silver Linings, Ocean City; Mixit, JCPenney; XOXO, ROSS; Boscov's

Bag: LC Lauren Conrad, Kohl's

You exhale as you enter the ski lodge.  The scent of cinnamon, the low lights, and the hum of hellos are  a lullaby as you sink into a couch upholstered in pine trees.  Sleepy after an afternoon on the slopes, your eyes begin to close.  Then a barista appears.  Soon you're sipping hot chocolate and devouring a double fudge brownie because, hey, you've earned it.  Content and sated, you settle into the embrace of your brand-new sweater.  Maybe it's an alpine-appropriate fair isle, a preppy argyle, or even that old classic, cable knit.  But the main thing is that it thaws you from the inside out, just like the snowman-turned-boy in that Campbell Soup commercial, suffusing you with a warm, happy glow.  This time you let your eyes close, the cozy-soft cotton cradling you to sleep as you dream of whipped cream-topped chocolate mountains.

I've never been to a ski lodge.  But I imagine that this is how I'd feel if I went -- minus, of course, the actual skiing -- especially the part about the sweater.  Because new clothes aren't just about trends and looking good.  They're also about those seemingly divergent but intertwined entities of adventure and security.  You know.  That feeling that if you buy a cocktail dress, then you just might be invited somewhere fab to wear it.  And that this will give you something to look forward to (that's the adventure) as well as something to make you feel that all's right with the world (that's the security).  And even if that golden invitation never arrives, which, let's face it, is often the case in these quarantine times, then you can always take the dress or suit or stilettos for a spin in your living room.  Which is its own kind of adventure.  

That's how I feel about today's sweaters.  Well, to be accurate, one sweater dress and two sweaters, none of which looks as though it belongs in a ski lodge.  They arrived in the mail and I hung them up, accessorizing them a million times in my mind before settling on what you see here, namely the themes of '80s heartbreak, western glam, and an eclectic mix (mess?) featuring a bag that looks like a bottle of bubbly.  The bag's funny because I'm a teetotaler.  But then, a partygoer who doesn't drink is a lot like a lodge lounger who doesn't ski.       

Which is another way of saying that quarantine or not, I'd take my living room over the lodge any day.

Still, I wouldn't say no to a black diamond-grade sweater.  

Or to a double fudge brownie.