Thursday, November 3, 2011

Jack Handey Quote of the Week

"I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant.  And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground, and live there.  But don't ever call us "ants," because we hate that."

2 comments:

SparkleFarkle said...

THREE CHEERS FOR JACK! Anybody who can get me to consider being a person shrunken down to ant-size, digging tunnels down into the ground, and live there, then long to be one (a shrunken-down person, not a tunnel), is, heck, my kind of guy!

But don't ever call me an ant, because I don't like that.

The Tote Trove said...

Ha Ha. Yep, that Handey sure does make you think . . .