Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Jack Handey Quote of the Week

"Sometimes I wish Marta was more loyal to me.  Like the other day.  The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield, so I wrote THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE A FART in the dirt.  Later I asked Marta if she thought it was a childish thing to do.  She said, "Well, maybe."  Man, whose side is she on, anyway?"

1 comment:

Valerie said...

Poor Jack! I'm with Marta on this one:)