Jack Handey Quote of the Week

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.

"That was fun," I said.

"You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher."

"No,"I said. "I think we should be heading back now."

"We have time," Nick insisted.

I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about twenty minutes, then finally decided to head back.

I didn't say it was an interesting story.