Top: Bongo, Sears
Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's
Shoes: Betsey Johnson, DSW
Bag: Sleepyville Critters, Zulily
Sweater: Candie's, Kohl's
Skirt: Hollister, Marshalls
Shoes: Madden Girl, Macy's
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Marshalls
Pink bracelet: Belk's
Blue and marigold bracelets: Cloud Nine
Hair tie: Riah Fashion, Zulily
Hair clips: Kohl's
Top: Marshalls
Skirt: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Modcloth
Boots: Simply Vera, Kohl's
Belt: Candie's, Kohl's
Sometimes I don't like the pictures I take. So, I end up deleting them by the dozen. Still, some of these runners-up have a glint of something that says, "Don't discard!" So, I file them in a folder marked "mishmosh" and let them marinate into candidates for another week, month, or year. And that's where I found the images for today's intrepid triumvirate. If they look familiar, then that's because they're less stellar variations of outfits I've posted before. And if you're thinking, "Um, I don't see anything wrong with these," then I'll kindly ask you to consider that tiny pimple/freckle/growth below your left eye. You know the one. You obsess over it daily and think about ringing your friendly dermatologist to give it a proper Viking funeral. (The only thing stopping you isn't the thought of burned flesh, but your dermo's not-so-tiny fee.) Yet you needn't worry. Because although to you it's a mountain, no one else notices it. They're too busy obsessing over their own, ahem, molehills. Except for maybe that creepy crawler stalker of a gas station attendant who stares at you every Friday. But he's got a goiter the size of a grapefruit, so what does he know?
Speaking of things that are imperfect but lovely (you, that is, not goiter guy), take a look at this tree:
A sweater and blouse combo that are so arresting, may I add, that the neighbor's lazy eye escapes you completely.
So here's to lazy eyes and not-so-lazy sweater vests and the real and fictional people who wear them. May the sun never set on your splendor. And may your eye patch never clash with your loafers.
3 comments:
These outfit photos are amazing and they pop! That pink sweater looks so striking against the black skirt. I do the same where I take photos and then don't delete some because they have potential! "Except for maybe that creepy crawler stalker of a gas station attendant who stares at you every Friday"...LOL!!! The tree looks really cool and stands out against that blue sky.
the sweater so interesting
You have such a way with words, Tote.
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