Sunday, January 5, 2020

Imperfection Connection: Small American Rejects


Top: Bongo, Sears
Skirt: Vanilla Star, Macy's
Shoes: Betsey Johnson, DSW
Bag: Sleepyville Critters, Zulily



Sweater: Candie's, Kohl's
Skirt: Hollister, Marshalls
Shoes: Madden Girl, Macy's
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Marshalls
Pink bracelet: Belk's
Blue and marigold bracelets: Cloud Nine
Hair tie: Riah Fashion, Zulily
Hair clips: Kohl's


Top: Marshalls
Skirt: Arizona Jeans, JCPenney
Bag: Betsey Johnson, Modcloth
Boots: Simply Vera, Kohl's
Belt: Candie's, Kohl's

Sometimes I don't like the pictures I take.  So, I end up deleting them by the dozen.  Still, some of these runners-up have a glint of something that says, "Don't discard!"  So, I file them in a folder marked "mishmosh" and let them marinate into candidates for another week, month, or year.  And that's where I found the images for today's intrepid triumvirate.  If they look familiar, then that's because they're less stellar variations of outfits I've posted before.  And if you're thinking, "Um, I don't see anything wrong with these," then I'll kindly ask you to consider that tiny pimple/freckle/growth below your left eye.  You know the one.  You obsess over it daily and think about ringing your friendly dermatologist to give it a proper Viking funeral.  (The only thing stopping you isn't the thought of burned flesh, but your dermo's not-so-tiny fee.)  Yet you needn't worry.  Because although to you it's a mountain, no one else notices it.  They're too busy obsessing over their own, ahem, molehills.  Except for maybe that creepy crawler stalker of a gas station attendant who stares at you every Friday.  But he's got a goiter the size of a grapefruit, so what does he know? 

Speaking of things that are imperfect but lovely (you, that is, not goiter guy), take a look at this tree:


You may remember it with me posed in front.  Only then it was a-flower with summer's white lace and fall's purple frills.  Now it's brown and withered and more paper bag than ruffly dress.  But the last time I really looked at it (I can see it from my kitchen window), I couldn't help but think how striking it is against the cerulean sky.  Like an earthy sweater vest over a robin's egg blue blouse on the wacky neighbor on a '70s sitcom.

A sweater and blouse combo that are so arresting, may I add, that the neighbor's lazy eye escapes you completely.

So here's to lazy eyes and not-so-lazy sweater vests and the real and fictional people who wear them.  May the sun never set on your splendor.  And may your eye patch never clash with your loafers. 

3 comments:

Samantha said...

These outfit photos are amazing and they pop! That pink sweater looks so striking against the black skirt. I do the same where I take photos and then don't delete some because they have potential! "Except for maybe that creepy crawler stalker of a gas station attendant who stares at you every Friday"...LOL!!! The tree looks really cool and stands out against that blue sky.

Tanza Erlambang said...

the sweater so interesting

Jewel Divas Style said...

You have such a way with words, Tote.