When the critters come out of hibernation, so do the lawn ornaments. And perhaps the most loved and hated of them all is the garden gnome. Indeed, on a recent episode of ABC's "Suburgatory," Tessa and pal Lisa know that they have crossed the gilded-cage confines of Chatswin into the less desirable territory of East Chatswin when they spot one of the tiny ceramic men in front of a bungalow. I personally love the cheerful chaps, which is why I'm honoring them and their otherworldly cohorts in this fanciful feature. Similarly spellbound? Then flit on over to these shops for goodies that are anything but garden variety.