Sunday, January 3, 2010


At the self checkout in Acme a couple of weeks ago, I spotted a display of Hostess fruit cakes. I thought about the many fruit cakes I'd given as gag gifts over the years and grabbed one, sure it would come in handy. But Christmas came and went, and I hadn't unloaded it. So the bf suggested we try it. I was hesitant. "Oh, come on," he said. "It's full of fruit; you'll probably love it." Still unsure, I put a greasy morsel in my mouth. And instantly swallowed so I wouldn't have to taste it anymore. The bf had the same reaction, which is saying something because he likes everything. We threw the rest on the lawn, for the birds.

Hey, at least now we know.

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