Last Wednesday I posted the final quote from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. And I didn't even tell you. But only because I knew I had more Jack stashed somewhere. As luck would have it, last Friday I unearthed Deeper Thoughts from the debris on my nightstand (you know, the one suffocated by old mail and dust that I wrote about clearing a few posts ago).
So, without further ado, here's your weekly dose of wisdom:
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."