Jack Handey Quote of the Week

"I can still recall old Mr. Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is the winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do."